her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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