Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
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