I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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