Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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