It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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