Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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