she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
God, I missed his penis.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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