am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
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Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
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That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
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