Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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