i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
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This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
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What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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