Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
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the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
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Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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