Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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