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I just cut my nipple shaving
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
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No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
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The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
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