There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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