Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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