If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Fuck appropriateness.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
it's great music for shaving your balls
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
Randomize
