ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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