Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
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If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
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PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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