Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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