are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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