Grow some girl-balls and come out already
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
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He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
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Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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