Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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