How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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