its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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