Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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