Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
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Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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