nut hugger
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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