i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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