if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
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well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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