he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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