no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
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I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
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You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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