is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
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This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
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Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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