even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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