At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
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As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
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Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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