And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
My feet surprised me
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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