We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Just puked most of my soul out..
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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