Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Semen is not good for contacts.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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