im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
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A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
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He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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