I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
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like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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