Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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