I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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