Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
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Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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