I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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