Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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