I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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