Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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