How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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