He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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