why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
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she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
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I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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