Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Holy shit dude........stairs
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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