Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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